The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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