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1500hp:

hey lil boy
Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:04
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Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:03
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pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.
Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:03
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sleevesmcfly:
ok, this one is cute
Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:03
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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:02
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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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Posted 19 May 2013 at 23:02
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give a man some salsa ......

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jesuschristvevo:

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

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Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:45
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heyveronica:

oh my god.
Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:44
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Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:16
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livefreeordiex:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia. Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children. This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The story of how Officer Briggs talked Kevin down is remarkable. As you can see in the picture, Kevin is literally one step away from jumping to his death. But for more than hour, the officer listened to Kevin pour his heart out about his troubles and told him, “I know you think things are bad, but they can get better.”Kevin says, “Officer Briggs never made me feel guilty for the situation I was in. He made feel like, I understand why you are here, but there are alternatives”Kevin is just one of countless lives Briggs has saved over his 23 year career.Briggs, who was promoted to Sergeant five years ago, is humble about what he does. He says, ”they make the decision, when they step back over that rail it takes a tremendous amount of courage”I salute Sergeant Briggs!Photo: The San Francisco Chronicle, John Storey
Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:15
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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:15
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lulz-time:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:15
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brbjellyfishing:

This is how we do it
Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:15
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Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:14
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sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

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Posted 19 May 2013 at 19:14
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